My work place is a bit strange, my boss is extremely understanding and I work most days with only women who treat me either as their child or little brother. Basically I get teased all day. But I like it.

A few weeks ago the ladies at work were talking about Psychics and thought it would be a good idea to get a Psychic to come in and give us all readings. I agreed.

For those that know me I am extremely curious and quite a large skeptic and did a little bit of research before the session, mainly into cold reading.

So we sit down and she explains to me how it all works.

The information comes from universal consciousness that is somehow all stored in a central location (maybe in the heavens). She has the ability to access or channel this information from three different spiritual guides. She says its a bit like downloading. Today’s guide is Merlin. How original. Only her name for him of course.

So she starts…… lets just call her Jill for the purposes of this post.

Jill: (Meditates and makes contact with the guide) 

Mark: (As per Jill’s instructions Mark becomes a white clear light as all of his Chakras light up, Mark becomes grounded by said light)

She proceeded to tell me the following:

• You are in the wrong job
• I can see a course of night study, something to do with plants or animals
• Maybe landscape gardening, you dreamt of this when you were younger (unfortunately, not Jill)
• Building? Animals? Zookeeper?
• Maybe a Ranger?
• Merlin is showing me a beach (maybe a Ranger on Fraser Island)
• You need to be inside
• When this man is inside something in him withers
• Im seeing something like a Zoo, breading animals or whatever.
• You need to look for a job in maybe a wildlife park, if it gets offered to you take it.
• He is saying to me, although you like to be by yourself there is a girl that shares your interest.
• Not sure if she is in your life now but she has kaki shorts on and blonde hair. You are walking along the beach together and she has boots on.
• Don’t get in an old Red or Burgundy sedan (Best mate has one of these)
• So much is hinging on the decisions that you make soon.
• Look around for a better superannuation fund

In the end I think that she is good at what she does but I don’t believe she has Psychic abilities. She got some interesting hits, but after listening back, I think I helped her along way too much. Was an interesting experience and I was happy I tried it.

Later that night, my friend Amorina decided that she no longer wanted to sing on my next album. Which I have just finished writing by the way. So if anybody knows a good female singer let me know.