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February 25, 2011 by MZ

Moving out

My friends/band mates are moving out of their house tomorrow so Poolie and I went around with a bottle of Mead.

Here is a photo of nick with a mirror.

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In our boredom we decided to have some fun with a lyric generator, I have not laughed so much in years. Here are the results. We are thinking of using it for a Knee Chin soundcheck sound. Its amazing what the internet can do. Name your band, write songs for your band and many more.

The Tale of My Jewish Librarian Friend

It began on a Sleepy Saturday Midday:
I was the most Crazy Didgeridoo salesman around,
He was the most Jewish Librarian.

He was my Friend,
My Jewish Friend,
My Librarian.

We used to Clean so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to Fuck together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one Midday, one Sleepy Midday,
We decided to Fuck too much.
Together we Fucked a Hand.
It was Clean, so Clean.

From that moment our relationship changed.
He grew so Drunk.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

He Raped Poolie.
Alas, Poolie!
My Friend Raped Poolie.
It was Homely, so Homely.

The next day I thought my Knee had broken,
I thought my Chin had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, he is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that Midday,
That Sleepy Saturday Midday.

My Chin… ouch!
When I think of that Jewish Librarian,
That Jewish Librarian and me.

Generated by some lyric generator thing.

…………………………………….

That made me cry it was so funny.

If people actually read any of my babble, please comment, I need gratification, I need to feel loved etc. (Can’t you just hear my Violin music?)

Bye

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Last reply was February 27, 2011
  1. Ricky
    View February 27, 2011

    Do to others, what you would like them to do to you…

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    • MZreplied:
      View February 27, 2011

      I don’t follow?

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